FC Haka - Official soccer team site with player profiles, results, and team history.
Hotel Waltikka - Includes room rates, photos, restaurant and nightclub opening hours, leisure facilities and details of the meeting facilities available.
Päivölä Adult Education Institute - Private boarding school and training centre for people from 15 years to 95 years. Provides a brief overview of the courses available.
Restaurant Viidennumero - Lakeside motel and restaurant in Sääksmäki. Includes photos and contact information.
Valkeakoski Sport Services - Provides information about the swimming hall, ice arena, ski centre and trails.
He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Valkeakoski When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Valkeakoski
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Valkeakoski Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Valkeakoski
This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Valkeakoski "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
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-- E. B. White "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Valkeakoski
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Valkeakoski The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Valkeakoski
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Valkeakoski Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Valkeakoski
"Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Valkeakoski Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Valkeakoski
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Valkeakoski If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Valkeakoski
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Valkeakoski Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Valkeakoski
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Valkeakoski In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Valkeakoski
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Valkeakoski If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Valkeakoski
The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Valkeakoski "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Valkeakoski