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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Bands and Artists Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Bands and Artists
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Bands and Artists If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Bands and Artists
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Bands and Artists Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Bands and Artists
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Bands and Artists Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Bands and Artists
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Bands and Artists Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Bands and Artists
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Bands and Artists Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Bands and Artists
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Bands and Artists When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Bands and Artists
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Bands and Artists I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Bands and Artists
We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Bands and Artists What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Bands and Artists
blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Bands and Artists "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Bands and Artists
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Bands and Artists Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Bands and Artists
