Paris Archery Club - An archery club focused on learning and practicing archery.
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Archery Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Archery
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Archery To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Archery
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Archery Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Archery
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Archery Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Archery
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Archery Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Archery
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Archery I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Archery
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Archery "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Archery
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Archery We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Archery
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Archery "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Archery
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Archery "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Archery
And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Archery "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Archery
