"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Hunting and Fishing "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Hunting and Fishing
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-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Hunting and Fishing Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Hunting and Fishing
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Hunting and Fishing If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Hunting and Fishing
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Hunting and Fishing We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Hunting and Fishing
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Hunting and Fishing It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Hunting and Fishing
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Hunting and Fishing Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Hunting and Fishing
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Hunting and Fishing Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Hunting and Fishing
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Hunting and Fishing "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Hunting and Fishing
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Hunting and Fishing "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hunting and Fishing
"We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Hunting and Fishing Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Hunting and Fishing
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Hunting and Fishing Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Hunting and Fishing
