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Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Business and Economy
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Business and Economy "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Business and Economy
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Business and Economy What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Business and Economy
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Business and Economy We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Business and Economy "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Business and Economy
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Business and Economy There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Business and Economy
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Business and Economy >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Business and Economy
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Business and Economy He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Business and Economy
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Business and Economy
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Business and Economy Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Business and Economy
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Business and Economy "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Business and Economy
