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-- Anonymous And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
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-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Men have become the tools of their tools.
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-- Ellen DeGeneres He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
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-- Thomas Carlyle People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
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A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
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-- Robert Briffault We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
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-- Mark Twain Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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-- Richard Braunstein Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
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We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
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hung The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
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-- Aldous Huxley then the world 's mine oyster
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