A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Business and Economy Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Business and Economy
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Business and Economy Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Business and Economy It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Business and Economy
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Business and Economy The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Business and Economy
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Business and Economy Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Business and Economy
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Business and Economy "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Business and Economy Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Business and Economy
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Business and Economy Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Business and Economy
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Business and Economy That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy
"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Business and Economy blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Business and Economy
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Business and Economy We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Business and Economy
