Departmental Tourism Committee. - Natural and cultural heritage, accommodation, leisure and activities. History, traditions and legends.
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Travel and Tourism We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Travel and Tourism I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Travel and Tourism
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Travel and Tourism
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Travel and Tourism "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Travel and Tourism
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Travel and Tourism
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Travel and Tourism If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Travel and Tourism
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
