"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Business and Economy
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Business and Economy See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Business and Economy
Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Business and Economy
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Business and Economy Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Business and Economy
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Business and Economy Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Business and Economy
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Business and Economy 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Business and Economy
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Business and Economy The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Business and Economy
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Business and Economy "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Business and Economy
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Business and Economy It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Business and Economy
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Business and Economy There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Business and Economy
