"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Business and Economy What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Business and Economy
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Business and Economy Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Business and Economy
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Business and Economy Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Business and Economy
"Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Business and Economy Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Business and Economy
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Business and Economy Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Business and Economy
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy
Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Business and Economy Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Business and Economy
They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Business and Economy There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Business and Economy
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Business and Economy Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Business and Economy
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Business and Economy Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Business and Economy
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Business and Economy "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
