"That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Haute-Saone By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Haute-Saone
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Haute-Saone You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Haute-Saone
"I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Haute-Saone "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Haute-Saone
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Haute-Saone An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Haute-Saone
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Haute-Saone Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Haute-Saone
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Haute-Saone If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Haute-Saone
Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Haute-Saone He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Haute-Saone
There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Haute-Saone The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Haute-Saone
Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Haute-Saone I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Haute-Saone
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Haute-Saone The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Haute-Saone
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Haute-Saone The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Haute-Saone
