Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Travel and Tourism Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Travel and Tourism
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Travel and Tourism Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Travel and Tourism
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Travel and Tourism "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Travel and Tourism
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Travel and Tourism The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Travel and Tourism
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Travel and Tourism Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Travel and Tourism "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Travel and Tourism
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Travel and Tourism
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Travel and Tourism
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Travel and Tourism Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Travel and Tourism
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Travel and Tourism "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Travel and Tourism The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Travel and Tourism
