"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Herault Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Herault
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Herault Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Herault
Man and wife make one fool. Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Herault Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Herault
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Herault "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Herault
The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Herault "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Herault
"You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Herault When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Herault
History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Herault Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Herault
"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Herault Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Herault
With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Herault You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Herault
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Herault "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Herault
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Herault The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Herault
