Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Moselle It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Moselle
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Moselle Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Moselle
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Moselle We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Moselle
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Moselle A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Moselle
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Moselle "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Moselle
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Moselle Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Moselle
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Moselle If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Moselle
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Moselle "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Moselle
I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Moselle Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Moselle
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Moselle If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Moselle
The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Moselle The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Moselle
