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Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Vosges Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Vosges
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Vosges Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Vosges
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vosges Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Vosges
Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Vosges Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Vosges
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Vosges Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Vosges
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Vosges "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Vosges
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Vosges A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vosges
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Vosges Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Vosges
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Vosges Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Vosges
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Vosges Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Vosges
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Vosges A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Vosges
