"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Travel and Tourism "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
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Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Travel and Tourism "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
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-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Travel and Tourism The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
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-- Charlotte Whitton Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
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the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Travel and Tourism Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Travel and Tourism
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel and Tourism If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
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-- Thoreau The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Travel and Tourism
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Travel and Tourism Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
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the ugl A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
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All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Travel and Tourism Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Travel and Tourism "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Travel and Tourism
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Travel and Tourism
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Travel and Tourism "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
