"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Sarthe It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Sarthe
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Sarthe Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Sarthe
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Sarthe "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Sarthe
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Sarthe "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Sarthe
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Sarthe "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Sarthe
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Sarthe Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Sarthe
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Sarthe I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Sarthe
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Sarthe Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Sarthe
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Sarthe I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Sarthe
The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Sarthe Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Sarthe
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Sarthe Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Sarthe
