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"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Ardeche Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Ardeche
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Ardeche Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Ardeche
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Ardeche "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Ardeche
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ardeche The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Ardeche
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Ardeche If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Ardeche
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Ardeche If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Ardeche
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Ardeche Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Ardeche
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Ardeche The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Ardeche
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Ardeche What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Ardeche
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Ardeche Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Ardeche
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Ardeche I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
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