Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Loire Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Loire
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Loire Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Loire
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Loire Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Loire
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Loire A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Loire
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Loire To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Loire
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Loire Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Loire
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Loire "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Loire
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Loire All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Loire
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Loire Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Loire
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Loire An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Loire
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Loire If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Loire
