We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Buddhism Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Buddhism
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Buddhism In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Buddhism
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Buddhism Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Buddhism
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Buddhism We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Buddhism
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Buddhism I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Buddhism
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Buddhism Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Buddhism
To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Buddhism It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Buddhism
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Buddhism The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Buddhism
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Buddhism It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Buddhism
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Buddhism Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Buddhism
"For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Buddhism "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Buddhism
