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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Clubs and Venues The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Clubs and Venues
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Clubs and Venues I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Clubs and Venues
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Clubs and Venues History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Clubs and Venues
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Clubs and Venues "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Clubs and Venues
When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Clubs and Venues "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Clubs and Venues
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Clubs and Venues I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Clubs and Venues
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Clubs and Venues He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Clubs and Venues
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Clubs and Venues He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Clubs and Venues
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Clubs and Venues "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Clubs and Venues
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Clubs and Venues His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Clubs and Venues
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Clubs and Venues "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Clubs and Venues
