Chrissies Salsa Directory - Addresses and pictures of the Salsa-Clubs of Germany and some other countries
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Dance The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Dance
"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Dance Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
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To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Dance I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Dance
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Dance "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Dance
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Dance If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Dance
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Dance Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Dance
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Dance When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Dance
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Dance Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Dance
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Dance I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Dance
When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Dance Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Dance
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Dance Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Dance
