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The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
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-- Albert Einstein "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
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