I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Mathematics I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Mathematics
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Mathematics "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Mathematics
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Mathematics "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Mathematics
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Mathematics I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Mathematics
"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Mathematics Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Mathematics
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Mathematics "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Mathematics
She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Mathematics It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Mathematics
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Mathematics "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Mathematics
"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Mathematics .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Mathematics
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Mathematics I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Mathematics
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Mathematics I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Mathematics
