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"I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual
