Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Bad Kissingen There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Bad Kissingen
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Bad Kissingen Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Bad Kissingen
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Bad Kissingen To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Bad Kissingen
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Bad Kissingen I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Bad Kissingen
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Bad Kissingen Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Bad Kissingen
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Bad Kissingen Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Bad Kissingen
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Bad Kissingen He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Bad Kissingen
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Bad Kissingen Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Bad Kissingen
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Bad Kissingen It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Bad Kissingen
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Bad Kissingen In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Bad Kissingen
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Bad Kissingen I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Bad Kissingen
