"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Feldkirchen Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Feldkirchen
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Feldkirchen "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Feldkirchen
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Feldkirchen It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Feldkirchen
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Feldkirchen I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Feldkirchen
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Feldkirchen "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Feldkirchen
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Feldkirchen "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Feldkirchen
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Feldkirchen "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Feldkirchen
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Feldkirchen When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Feldkirchen
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Feldkirchen "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Feldkirchen
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Feldkirchen Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Feldkirchen
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Feldkirchen You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Feldkirchen
