Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Fuessen Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Fuessen
"Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Fuessen "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Fuessen
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Fuessen I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Fuessen
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Fuessen Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Fuessen
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Fuessen "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Fuessen
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Fuessen Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Fuessen
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Fuessen "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Fuessen
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli My other wife is beautiful. "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Fuessen "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Fuessen
None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Fuessen A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Fuessen
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Fuessen Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Fuessen
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Fuessen One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Fuessen
