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Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Kempten If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Kempten
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Kempten Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Kempten
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Kempten We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Kempten
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Kempten Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Kempten
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Kempten If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Kempten
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Kempten I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Kempten
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Kempten "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Kempten
Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Kempten We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Kempten
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Kempten Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Kempten
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Kempten "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Kempten
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Kempten Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Kempten
