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If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Brandenburg I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Brandenburg Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Brandenburg
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Brandenburg I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Brandenburg
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Brandenburg "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Brandenburg
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Brandenburg "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Brandenburg
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Brandenburg The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Brandenburg
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Brandenburg I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Brandenburg
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Brandenburg The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Brandenburg
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Brandenburg Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Brandenburg
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Brandenburg Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Brandenburg
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Brandenburg "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Brandenburg
