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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Falkensee A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Falkensee
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Falkensee "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Falkensee
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Falkensee "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Falkensee
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Falkensee Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Falkensee
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Falkensee I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Falkensee
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Falkensee "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Falkensee
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Falkensee Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Falkensee
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Falkensee My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Falkensee
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Falkensee "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Falkensee
"So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Falkensee Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Falkensee
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Falkensee You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Falkensee
