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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
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The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
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Live out of your imagination, not your history.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
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Vote early and vote often.
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