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Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Rheinsberg We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Rheinsberg
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Rheinsberg I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Rheinsberg
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Rheinsberg "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Rheinsberg
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Rheinsberg Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Rheinsberg
Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Rheinsberg "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Rheinsberg
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Rheinsberg Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Rheinsberg
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Rheinsberg Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Rheinsberg
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Rheinsberg The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Rheinsberg
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Rheinsberg Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Rheinsberg
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Rheinsberg "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Rheinsberg
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Rheinsberg Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Rheinsberg
