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The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Health
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Health "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Health
I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Health Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Health "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Health
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Health May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Health If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Health
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Health What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Health
The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Health "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Health
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Health Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Health Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Health
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Health What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Health
