We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Travel and Tourism All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Travel and Tourism The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Travel and Tourism
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Travel and Tourism The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Travel and Tourism
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Travel and Tourism Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Travel and Tourism I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Travel and Tourism "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Travel and Tourism "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism
I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Travel and Tourism Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Travel and Tourism I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Travel and Tourism
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Travel and Tourism You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
