I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Education >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Education
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Education Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard My other wife is beautiful. Education
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Education To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Education
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Education When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Education
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Education Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Education
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Education We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Education
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Education I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Education
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Education Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Education
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Education I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Education
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Education I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Education
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Education Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Education
