Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Harsefeld "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Harsefeld
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Harsefeld Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Harsefeld
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Harsefeld You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Harsefeld
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Harsefeld blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Harsefeld
"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Harsefeld It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Harsefeld
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Harsefeld This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Harsefeld
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Harsefeld For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Harsefeld
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Harsefeld Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Harsefeld
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Harsefeld The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Harsefeld
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Harsefeld When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Harsefeld "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Harsefeld
