Wirtschaftsförderungsgesellschaft Landkreis Ludwigslust mbH - Organization to promote economic development in the district of Ludwigslust dealing with the setting up of business, advice for young entrepreneurs and locational factors including grants, subsidies and financial assistance.
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Business and Economy If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Business and Economy
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Business and Economy "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Business and Economy
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Business and Economy Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Business and Economy
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Business and Economy When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Business and Economy
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Business and Economy "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Business and Economy
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Business and Economy We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Business and Economy
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Business and Economy Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Business and Economy
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Business and Economy "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Business and Economy
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Business and Economy "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Business and Economy
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Business and Economy "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Business and Economy
Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Business and Economy
