I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Education A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Education
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Education Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Education
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Education Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Education
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Education Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Education
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Education Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Education
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Education Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Education "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Education
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Education All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Education
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Education The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Education
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Education "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Education
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Education Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
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