Krakow am See - Visitor's guide to the town, accommodation, public institutions, local business and events.
"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Krakow am See "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Krakow am See
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Krakow am See We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Krakow am See
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Krakow am See I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Krakow am See
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Krakow am See "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Krakow am See
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Krakow am See Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Krakow am See
"True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Krakow am See Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Krakow am See
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Krakow am See Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Krakow am See
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Krakow am See Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Krakow am See
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Krakow am See I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Krakow am See
"The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Krakow am See When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Krakow am See
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Krakow am See Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Krakow am See
