Bad Salzuflen - Town history, city map and information on sightseeing of the Spa. (German/English)
"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Bad Salzuflen Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Bad Salzuflen
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Bad Salzuflen Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Bad Salzuflen
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Bad Salzuflen The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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ask th To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
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There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Bad Salzuflen Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Bad Salzuflen
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Bad Salzuflen "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Bad Salzuflen
"If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Bad Salzuflen Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Bad Salzuflen
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Bad Salzuflen I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Bad Salzuflen
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Bad Salzuflen We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bad Salzuflen
"One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Bad Salzuflen Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Bad Salzuflen
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Bad Salzuflen The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Bad Salzuflen
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Bad Salzuflen If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Bad Salzuflen
