Detmold - The seat of the Lippish principality - including sightseeing of the town and the Hermannsdenkmal.
Max Kemper - Manufacture of diamond rings, wedding rings and unique items.
Sanbeam - Company profile and product information on healthy fruits in high quality chocolate.
Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Detmold No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Detmold
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Detmold No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Detmold
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Detmold It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Detmold
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Detmold Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Detmold
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Detmold blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Detmold
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Detmold Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Detmold
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Detmold Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Detmold
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Detmold Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Detmold
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Detmold Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Detmold
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Detmold "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Detmold
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Detmold A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Detmold
