Geilenkirchen - Addresses, events, infrastructure and maps, day trips, pictures, leisure and restaurants.
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Geilenkirchen I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Geilenkirchen
"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Geilenkirchen He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
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Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Geilenkirchen Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Geilenkirchen
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Geilenkirchen It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Geilenkirchen
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Geilenkirchen "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Geilenkirchen
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Geilenkirchen "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Geilenkirchen
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Geilenkirchen "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Geilenkirchen
When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Geilenkirchen If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Geilenkirchen
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Geilenkirchen It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Geilenkirchen
Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Geilenkirchen There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Geilenkirchen
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Geilenkirchen blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Geilenkirchen
