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Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Gummersbach Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Gummersbach
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Gummersbach "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Gummersbach
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Gummersbach "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Gummersbach
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Gummersbach Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Gummersbach
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Gummersbach "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Gummersbach
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Gummersbach Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Gummersbach
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Gummersbach "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Gummersbach
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Gummersbach Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Gummersbach
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Gummersbach Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Gummersbach
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Gummersbach "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Gummersbach
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Gummersbach The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Gummersbach
