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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Hattingen A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Hattingen
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Hattingen The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Hattingen
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Hattingen My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Hattingen
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Hattingen The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Hattingen
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Hattingen Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hattingen
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Hattingen Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Hattingen
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Hattingen Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Hattingen
"To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Hattingen "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Hattingen
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Hattingen Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Hattingen
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Hattingen Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Hattingen
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Hattingen Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
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