Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Kalletal UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Kalletal
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Kalletal "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Kalletal
"A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Kalletal The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Kalletal
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Kalletal The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Kalletal
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Kalletal I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Kalletal
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Kalletal I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Kalletal
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Kalletal Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Kalletal
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Kalletal What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Kalletal
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Kalletal Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Kalletal
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Kalletal "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Kalletal
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Kalletal It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Kalletal
