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Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Winterscheid Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Winterscheid
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Winterscheid When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Winterscheid
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Winterscheid Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Winterscheid
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Winterscheid When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Winterscheid
You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Winterscheid I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Winterscheid
"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Winterscheid Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Winterscheid
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Winterscheid To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Winterscheid
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Winterscheid "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Winterscheid
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Winterscheid "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Winterscheid
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Winterscheid He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Winterscheid
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Winterscheid A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Winterscheid
