If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
"An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler
