Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Mainz Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Mainz
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Mainz Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Mainz
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Mainz They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Mainz
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Mainz Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Mainz
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Mainz It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Mainz
"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Mainz It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Mainz
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Mainz Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Mainz
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Mainz "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Mainz
"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Mainz Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Mainz
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Mainz "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Mainz
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Mainz They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Mainz
