I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Education "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Education
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Education Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Education
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Education Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Education
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Education If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Education
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Education Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Education
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Education
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Education "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Education
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Education Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Education If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Education "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Education Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Education
